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  1. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    Patience furrowed his brow when they said they were from Earth. "Never heard of Earth. And Who is a strange name for a doctor, though I suppose I've heard stranger. I can tell you I'm certainly no time traveller." He said with a chuckle. He stroked his chin as he tried to figure out how best to...
  2. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    She asked where he was from and he furrowed his brow, unsure of how to answer, "well, my people hail from another realm, however I was born in the forest on chult. I spent much time in waterdeep until I gained enough money to move into the capital of the eberron empire, New netheril. So... Any...
  3. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    Patience laughed boistrously, "Well, we are long lived, he would take the time to do so. A paladin of Kelemvor would not rest until all the dead are put back where they belong... Resting." "He is also a worshipper of Sune and would be happy to make sure your people are fed. Though I don't know...
  4. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    Patience returned with the food, a couple trays under each arm with various cakes and sides stacked on top of them. He walked over to the table he had set up in the camp and set down the trays, "Here, I feel it would be best to eat something good." He said, taking two of the cakes and shoving...
  5. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    Patience shrugged, "Must be blessed. I met Orcus once, I was working with a necromancer who was becoming a lich himself. I would not recommend such actions and I would not repeat them if given the choice." He said, shaking his head. He walked over to his backpack and grabbed out a first aid...
  6. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    "Oh well, what about Myrkul? Orcus? Velsharoon? Shar? Kiaransalee? Of course the dead are rising out there, five gods out there will it." She asked if he knew the kids and he sighed, "Well... No. I just saw them right before... Well, you saw it too. They came in with you and the dog and I'm...
  7. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    "Just don't secretly be agents of the church and I'll be happy. I don't want to have to deal with them, seeing as they're the ones who trapped me in here." He said when the girls said they would repay him. He pet marshmallow as she tried to lick his face and set her down on one of the beds...
  8. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    On cue one of the employees had arrived on the bloody scene for his dead comrade. It politely asked Freya to leave as it bludgeoned her to death. Patience took this one out in relatively short order like the other one, "More will come, they come for their dead." He said, picking up Marshmallow...
  9. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    Patience waved a hand in front of Freya when she didn't respond and picked her up. Another young woman pointed a rifle at him and he chuckled, "I don't recognize the manufacturer of that rifle, it looks new. What this is, is a magical prison. I don't know why you got sent here, but I got sent...
  10. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    Patience took a meatball from the large tray he had taken with him. He was originally going to eat all the meatballs and noodles in a celebration of hedonistic glory meant to distract him from the loneliness and boredom, but it looked like he would be sharing now. He dropped the meatball in...
  11. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    Patience heard the lights go down with a loud click, he groaned, holding a handful of noodles with sauce. He put it in his mouth an grabbed a napkin before he heard the sound of a dog and a girl. He ran towards the source of the sound, wondering if there were in fact others trapped in with him...
  12. Moose

    Infinite Ikea, Trapped Forever.

    Patience hopped off the lightning train, walking with his staff of power in hand, a warhammer strapped to his back. Some of the local clergy had begun to call his studies blasphemous, and they and their acolytes would attack them. Sometimes the masses would follow. He was paranoid of how they...
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