Count to 50 before a staff member

[Shadras]

Anyway, given Apple's sudden appearance...you know what, 54 bottle of beers on the wall, 54 bottles of beer. Rob someone, steel their beer, and add another bottle of beer to the wall. And that's fine ThePoet. Rest well!

 

[Saiko]

XD

 

[Appletree]

Since when do we only do sets of 50 btw? I remember times where we were aiming for 300 or something

 

[Shadras]

Oh no, we aim for the highest as ever, but I count out the sets of fifty anyway as it amuses me. 57.

 

[Appletree]

Why beer? I'm doing schnaps, because 55 is a schnaps-number

 

[Shadras]

Fin, put 56 schnaps up on the wall.

 

[Appletree]

I'll do that. But it might take me 57 minutes to get them nicely lined up.

 

[Shadras]

That's ok, it'll take me at least 58 seconds to steal that many schnaps in the first place.

 

[Appletree]

You could do it in less than that if you get help. Theres probably more than 59 bored alcoholics around who would love to lend a hand.

 

[Shadras]

Ah, but then I'd need to pay them at least 60 schaps each for their help and where would that leave your wall?

 

[Appletree]

Maybe we could pay them with the beers you wanted to stack. 61 shoul dbe enough to go around.

 

[Shadras]

Well....at least I'd have my 62 vintage barrels of wine then.

 

[Appletree]

Certainly not something you want to waste on paying alcoholics with. Better save that for all the 63 friends and family gatherings.

 

[Shadras]

Whoa now! How did you know about those. Have you been keeping an eye on me for these 64 months?

 

[Appletree]

Me? Never! I'm not a stalker. I just have a very good network of 65 informants working to keep an eye on things.

 

[Shadras]

"Information broker" is just a nice term for a paid, mass stalker. I should know, having taken down 66 of them before.

 

[Appletree]

Well I'd better keep on your good side then... Don't want to become number 67 on that list.

 

[Shadras]

Excellent! I'll just employ you as the 68th on the other side of my life.

 

[Appletree]

I wouldn't do that if I were you. It usually doesn't end well, I can recall at least 69 occurrences...

 

[Shadras]

Not to worry. I am secretly an ancient huhu spirit and have at least 70 lives.