Count to 50 before a staff member

[Deroc]

Me two!

 

[Disobedient Avocado]

Third billion times the charm?

 

[Craig Leo]

Nope, Four word post.

 

[Disobedient Avocado]

FIIIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGS

 

[Deroc]

Half a league, half a league, half a league onward, all in the valley of Math, rode the six shitposters.
“Forward, the Shit Brigade! Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death, rode the six shitposters.

 

[Griffith]

*sees thread* OwO what’s this?

 

[Deroc]

Ahh... bad omen...

Guess what, the six shitposters unfortunately died in the One Valley of Death...

But so another horde of shitposters shall come for the One Valley of Death...

 

[BlabbingGirl]

It takes two to Tango

 

[Sen]

Three's a crowd.

 

[BlabbingGirl]

two + two = four

 

[KaylaCautio]

Okay, now that I think about it, this sounds fun. Can I jump in with the Five?

 

[BlabbingGirl]

Let me six ... sure!

 

[Deroc]

Great! Now, we should visit Seven-Eleven to buy Seven of us some supplies to prepare against nasty ambushes.

 

[BlabbingGirl]

Maybe laeighter

 

[KaylaCautio]

Oh, dang! That was nine-nice, BlabbingGirl.

...Please excuse my poor excuse for working a number into a sentence.

 

[BlabbingGirl]

Sorry but the only thing that I can think to make a poor number pun is:

tentacles

 

[0rganist]

Spoiler: pssst.... 11

 

[BlabbingGirl]

Twelve days of Christmas

 

[Shadras]

Luckily, the Thirteenth does not land on a Friday this year.

 

[BlabbingGirl]

it's time for 4 reach adolescence! Fourteen.