New User I guess I'm here as well.

[Keen]

What is a haiku?
I really don't fucking know.
Seriously guys.

Another one of @Nilum's ne're-do-wells here to roleplay and... Do whatever else one does on a roleplaying site. I'd tell you something about myself, but my best defined trait is that I have nothing much to say about myself.

I like most types of RPs if they're presented well, though I'm generally drawn to fantasy/sci-fi fair.

Exciting stuff, I know.

 

[HerziQuerzi]

exhilarating

 

[Rorshach's Journal]

This offering has been weighed and measured.

It has been accepted.

Welcome aboard.

 

[Keen]

Thank ye Mr. 'Shach, I'm happy to be here.

I think.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

 

[Drakel]

Best into eva

10/10 shekels... but you get none. They're mine. Sorry hun.

 

[Keen]

This is why we're getting a joint bank account.

 

[Potatocat]

Oh shit Drakel, better get him to sign a fucking prenup! Protect your sheckels!

 

[Potatocat]

Also, your kids won't be Jewish.

 

[Drakel]

This is why we're getting a joint bank account.

Lol...

Oh shit Drakel, better get him to sign a fucking prenup! Protect your sheckels!

^this. Sorry babe, I love you but no love surpasses the inner nature of the jews.

 

[Keen]

But... But don't you trust me? Runs off in tears.

 

[Drakel]

Also, your kids won't be Jewish.

It's really common for Reformed Jewish women to be surrogates. There will be no tainted blood in my family

 

[Potatocat]

I mean, unless you get into weird fetish play involving the space between the scrotum and the anus.

 

[Keen]

Hardly weirder than anything we've already done.

 

[Drakel]

But... But don't you trust me? Runs off in tears.

I do love <3

Just you know... Jewish. xP

I mean, unless you get into weird fetish play involving the space between the scrotum and the anus.

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Hardly weirder than anything we've already done.

#BisexualSwitchHermaphroditeScaliemasterrace!

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

It's really common for Reformed Jewish women to be surrogates. There will be no tainted blood in my family

Tell that to Germany.

 

[Drakel]

Tell that to Germany.

Jewish bloodlines go by the women. So jokes on them. xP

 

[Keen]

Well, I'm doubting kids are going to be an issue.

For certain... Biological reasons.

 

[Drakel]

Well, I'm doubting kids are going to be an issue.

For certain... Biological reasons.

That's a discussion for when we've been dating for a long some time xP

But yeah, I can't get pregnant by you hun, nor could you by me. Sorry. But hey, at least we can buy a womb if we really want one.

 

[Fishman]

Haha, heya. It looks like you guys are gettin' real comfortable, which is awesome! I can't wait to see you in action on the forums. Do you see anything worth joining yet, or are you planning to start something?