"Well...oh my! It's time!" The little seals all scurried to line up in front of a door as music began to play.
"Wait...what's goin' on?" Birdie asked a seal nearby.
"It's time for Mister Snow Miser to introduce himself!"
"Is...is he gonna...sing?"
"Yep!"
"But...why?"
The seal just shrugged. "I dunno! We just...gotta sing!"
The door flew open, bringing a gust of icy wind into the room. And in stepped Snow Miser himself...
"Oh no....these bastards got Honda."
Blissfully unaware of Birdie's hurtful comments (which there would be no more of now that Birdie had a mouth full of peanut butter, and so would anyone else who tests me), Honda would begin to sing.
"I'm Mister White Christmas,
I'm Mister Snow!
I'm Mister Icicle,
I'm Mister Ten Below!
Friends call me Snow Miser;
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch...
I'm too much!"
The seals began dancing best they could without knees and very moveable arms, and would join in.
"He's Mister White Christmas,
He's Mister Snow!"
"That's right!"
"He's Mister Icicle,
He's Mister Ten Below!"
"Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch-"
"He's too much!"
"I never want to see a day
That's over forty degrees;
I'd rather have it thirty,
Twenty, ten, five and let it freeeeEEEEEEeeze!"
"He's Mister White Christmas,
He's Mister Snow!"
"That's right!"
"He's Mister Icicle,
He's Mister Ten Below!"
"Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
...too much."
The seals would stop dancing, and yell:
"Too Much!"
Sakura, though slightly confused, clapped, while Birdie attempted to get the peanut butter out of his mouth. Honda, however, would turn to Ryu.
"Ryu! Good to see ya! Last time I saw you, you were a tiny little action figure!"
"I'm...well, all right, considering the circumstances. But we need to talk about-"
"Talk later! Everyone, dig in! There's plenty of grub to go around!" ...looks like he wasn't in a talkative mood.
@Lucky @Minerva @Crow @Takumi @Jeremi @Khan of the Mardu @BlueDoor
---
At the exact same time, the forks all assembled in front of a door. "It's time for Heat Miser to introduce himself!"
"I can't watch..." Ghostwriter tied his scarf as a blindfold like the coward he is.
The door flew open, and a group of little girls with blue hair ran through. Karin recognized them and nodded.
"Just as I thought!"
Shortly after, Heat Miser himself appeared.
"Here it comes..." Ghostwriter covered his ears. Loser. No matter what, it wouldn't stop Hakan from singing:
"I'm Mister Green Christmas,
I'm Mister Sun!
I'm Mister Heat Blister,
I'm Mister 101!
They call me Heat Miser;
whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch...
I'm too much!"
The forks would do their best to dance, despite their own physical limitations, and sing along:
"He's Mister Green Christmas,
he's Mister Sun!
He's Mister Heat Blister,
he's Mister 101!"
"They call me Heat Miser;
whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch..."
"He's too much!"
"Thank you."
"I never want to know a day that's under 60 degrees,
I'd rather have it 80, 90, 100 degrees!"
Hakan winked at the group watching the show.
"Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot! Ahaha!"
"He's Mister Green Christmas,
he's Mister Sun!"
"Sing it!"
"He's Mister Heat Blister,
he's Mister Hundred and One!"
"They call me Heat Miser;
whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch...
I'm too much."
The forks would stop dancing, finishing off with a shouted,
"Too much!"
The little girls all cheered, running up to their father, who picked two of them up.
"Ahahaha! That was fun! I never get to sing anymore..."
"You never really sing at all, from what I remember," Karin said.
"But I get the feeling you don't remember me?"
"But of course I do! How can I forget Miss Karin Kanzuki herself? And Alex! How are you doing, buddy? Did you try the stew?"
"No, but we gotta talk about-mmph!" A pretty blonde woman would cut him off by stuffing a spoonful of stew in his mouth.
Hakan laughed.
"Now you have! Thank you, Melike my love! Everyone, try the stew! It's extra stewy this year!"
Seems like he's not much for conversation, either.
@Takumi @Crow @Neko Shogun @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @RedDoor
---
"Huh? Yeah, sure. I have a mint-condition one back home, anyways. And hey, be careful with Goofe, Macy! That thing is rare! Almost as rare as that Specialman over there."
@Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark @Misfits