[Chaulsyrime Wqeathe]
A naked fist slams to the wither wood table as its owner screams out "WOT!!" he kicks and scoffs the table with his feet slamming it to the edge of the table near flipping it "THeeEe" Stand and turning to jab a bald head between the cracks of a boarded up window flashing to all those behind them a pair of butt cheeks with a fine fur coat."F U C K is goin on! Out there!"
"AYIOOO Sit yer hairy ass down and play yer cards no one wants to see that" snaps a thin man sat crooked on the wooden table. A lizardfolk in ruinous leathers claps his skull to the withered wall at his back jingling a bell with a coil of his tail "Damn right, here'is your play so sit that ass back down and try and win these prized nickers of yours or go back too your wife after streak'n cross the slums.!"
The Thin man laughs with a grindy alcohol wheeze trying to speak as he does so "Ahio haha ohoooo shit he would get a right how do you do by em sailors, be the queen of the night with a butt so free like at'un" Chaulsyrime screaming a response gagging on his cheap booze " Ghoawnlre khhhaaa Win his nick name Queen whistlen buns! Gaahahahaahahaha!!" The pantless man does a crisp turn to face them doing a short dash back to the table crying in laughter "Oho maybe so but id rather have em calling than running from you bony-ass chicken leg lookn consort rejects!" A fleshy slap sounds out as he sits down bring in a silence to the room. Meek and desolate with the dusty haze of light sneaking in as tired flame of candles gripping in desperate vice the last inches of their wicks, Three men sat in focus looking over their cards. Between them a pile of random stolen goods and a pair of very fine silk pantaloons. cards shuffle about the table as Chaulsyrime coiled his body tightly before breaking the silence "What was that loud boom? whass even going on outside?"
Pantless man rolls his eyes "Aye some sorta party? think its call like ...day of light...sunshine hour, jus'some circle jerk of nobles who want to stab each other, should stay clear." Chaulsyrime places fingers to his temple and massages into them " Wasn't that to start sum three days from now? how long have we been doing this?" the thin man itches his chin with a smile "Right lads, I got me Twenty O N E" flushing his cards to the table "By the fertile balls of lutum your luck is naught but a curse on my head" no pants man slapping his forehead with an open palm tossing his cards all about as the thin man pulled all the goods to him with a greedy wide arm reach "Haha ahaha"
Chaulsyrime peeks his eyes out pass the cracks of the window seeing the bustle of the outside world having even reached to the slums, slapping his breast pocket that would hold coin and goods but was sadly empty. his right brow cocks up and in somber tone speaks "So this little party thing they got going on, lots of nobles walking the roads ehh? and folk from far off yeaaah?" pantless man whispers out a response as he looks on to the thin man inspecting the silk pantaloons with a face bent with a frown "That it be, right good pickpocketing this but guards pick the same time to be good at their fokn jobs. nothn but a pain and a risk, even then 'em nobles more trouble than the guards..."
Thin man pops off his pants to put on the silk pantaloons, standing with a powerful pelvic first pose speaks with the wisdom of his forefathers "Its as if a summer breeze has been caught and personalized for my ribbly dibblies. Mmmm yaaaaah" Sighing in relaxtion. Pantless man folds his arms and shakes his head "...i knew it once..." Chaulsyrime shook his head with a smile "..Right then...till next time."
Feeling there was nothing left to do or say Chaulsytrime gestured for the door giving a wide berth to the pantless man they gave there silent good byes and he steps out into the world. Some commotion rattled in the crowds that made them break away and leave the area but not Chaulsyrime who found breaking the current of the crowd the means for easy theift. The low quota of gold for drink and a room at the tavern met his desire for gold left him only to have his yes glue to the feathered plum hat of nobles and well off types as he lurked deeper into the city, his mood changed--what he could go for right now is a good, fancy hat. Guards seemed to be in some sorta stressful hustle but was no mind to Chaulsyrime who had locked in on a fine hat atop the head of some clean looking man.
"hat hat hat hat hat" he mutters to himself as he weaves around the persons of the crowd, the jingle jangle of his bell sounding him off as perverted the path of the clean man. A noble of some sort, who cares! Chaul thought as before the noble could even so much as give him a stiff upper lip had woven his leg and tail around the clean mans leg and in shift single action slammed him to the muddy floor catching his posh feathered hat emblazed with some sorta of bird. Filling his lungs with all the hair he could store away and yelling out into the sky "HAAAAAAT!" The mad dash to get away starts as the noble spikes right back up screaming with a cherry red head as Chaulsyrime cleaves into the crowd till he found a solid place to leap at the wall of a building. Clawed fingers and feet latch to the wall as he frantically crawls up its side breaching the roof looking back just once to see the noble had whipped the cane of had right at Chaulsyrime who caught it in masterful display using his head. boink the cane bounced off his head filling Chaulsyrime with the inspired needed to gift them a colorful show of rude gestures before fleeing down the roof laughing going deeper into the cities heart.
The guards seemed far more energized and gave a hard chase, not stopping even after some lost sight of him. With an itch of his nose he thinks aloud " What happened today? they trying to show off for the fancy-folk? must be..."
"aahhh there he is, the bastard!" a guard bellows out nocking an arrow to its string"
"Oohhaaa! "
Thwang! ….whoosh!
"Jealous of this MIGHTY grand hat! gaahahah!" Another arrow slaps the air at his flanks, he recoils with a hand to head turning and goes on running.