[OFFICIAL] Handshake Roleplay #1 : Square One

[Deroc]

@Devin

Fenced tribesmen <✔>
<How can we cut it? should we bite?> The tribesmen asked

<Bite, cut, or whatever. Just make sure your blood come out and don't kill yourselves!>

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Battle of Eisen

OOC : I'll use a different style instead, saves me much trouble.

"For glory men! Charge!!" A captain orders his troops.
Two hundred sword-men charge from the inner sections to defeat the landing musketeers. They hope to swarm them.

Spoiler: ignore tis

Arygosian Sergeant #1 : "Aim for their eyes and necks! Also hit their smelly Eirian dicks too!"

*Arygosian musketeers fire bullets at the swordsmen's eyes, necks and genitals*

Pherithian Captain #1 : "Behold, the Pherithian riflemen! Pierce them with bayonets if they got too close!"

*Pherithian riflemen with bayonets soon charged to the scene*
*they didn't get too close to the Eirians and crouched while gunning the Eirian swordsmen*
*these Pherithian gunners could fire and reload much faster than most other Arygosian musketeers*
*they didn't need to stand up in order to reload*

*three Pherithian riflemen charged towards Volya with bayonets aiming at him*
*while firing on the move*

Volya's chest is hit by a bullet, although it didn't pierce his armor, the shock damaged him.

Random Arygosian : "Keep shooting this basterd!"

*Arygosians continued to fire bullets at Volya*

He notices the Arygosians charging from the frontal entrance and escapes from the musketeers to lead the front.
"Hey, come back here!"

*musketeers and riflemen continued to shoot at Volya*
*but Volya got away*

(...)

Magic ravens would soon appear, and the masses of artillery would fire heavy barrages at incoming cakes and troops.

Deroc : "Damned ravens! I hate these ravens!"

*force shields were conjured to block off the barrages, but they won't last forever don't worry*
*magical projectiles from battlemages and other wizards hit the magic ravens*

Deroc : "At last! The Cake Vomiters have arrived! Prepare to eat slimes, fools, and be buried in corrosive phlegm! And see your walls crumble!"

*giant green slimey cakes with big mouths and big limbs approached*
*these cakes opened their mouths big as they lifted their eyes upwards*
*these cakes put their hands around their mouths*
*these cakes sneezed!*
*giant balls of disgusting slime and phlegm were fired towards the Eirian positions!*

*these balls after hitting would explode greatly, also spawning several living venomous, corrosive and gluey slimes who would attack the Eirians*
*when infected Eirians die, more slimes would rip their corpses apart and emerge*

The frontal entrance is in front of a small bridge surrounded by a large ditch (so are the sectors)
Deroc : "Trench warfare, huh?"
Deroc : "I need a few Battlemages to go to the front. Afterwards, fire shockwaves and shower flames onto their positions! And blast their trenches!"

*seven Battlemages complied*
*lines of shockwaves dashed all the way towards the frontal entrance, passing through the ditch*
*rains of fiery meteors hit the walls and towers, some hit Eirian troops as well while Arygosians were gunning them as well*

Hundreds of archers throw fire arrows at the incoming cakes and Arygosian troops, from the towers and walls.
*Cake Vomiters fired further phlegm balls onto the Eirian defenses*
*causing explosions*
*spawning viral slimes to wreck havoc*

There are around three hundred pikemen guarding the gate. They have heavy shields and pikes moving through them.
*another shockwave was sent to disrupt the pikemen*
*some Musketeers and Bayonet Riflemen are gunning their eyes and genitals*

"Defend the entrance brothers! You are the guardians of this realm! We have defeated these monster before, we will prevail!" He shouts for the defending troops in order to inspire them.

Deroc : "You wouldn't already be here crying had Mythic not been killed by a busybody!"
Deroc : "Slaughter these fools! These fools remind me of bigots back in Malaysia!"

"For Zodal! Die infi-" A zealous soldier shouts before being shot by a musketeer.
"Zodal is great!" Another soldier shouts
The soldiers keep shouting religious words in order to keep up their morale and also taunt the enemy.

Deroc : "If only all of my buddies were here, Ah-Keong, Ah-Wah, Yuet-yin..."
Deroc : "If only I had fifty Tiger Warwagons, then I could finish off you infidels and crush your petty walls within minutes. You're lucky that we're stuck in the Middle Ages."

Deroc : "Anyways, Arygosians, fight for the Cake Crusade! Show them the glory of Arygos!"

Deroc : "They have their bigotry and idiocy! But we have Mythic! Mythic is watching us in the Heavens, he's forever with us! In the name of Mythic! Mythic will bless us in this Crusade! Let's make him proud!"

Random Arygosian : "Yay, Mythic is glorious!"
Random Arygosian : "In the name of Mythic! Peace Through Mythic! Peace Through Power!"

*Deroc tries to provoke the Eirians further without directly insulting Zodal*

Deroc : "And they're bigots and idiots! They don't let women to join their armies, how sexist they are! They're essentially killing their culture, their society and their backwards nation!"

Deroc : "Mythic blesses us all! Redeem yourselves, Eirians, for Mythic is a merciful one! Surrender and you'll live in peace and glory! Women of Eiramond, Mythic supports your struggle against sexism! All the Cakes are with Mythic!"

*Arygosian morale boosts somewhat*

Random Arygosian : "Charge! Death to Zodal! Glory to Mythic!"

 

[Deroc]

Edited last post

 

[Devin]

@Deroc: i will reply to battle tonight
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The fenced tribesmen <✔>
One of the tribesmen starts picking his nose, and his nose starts to bleed.
He puts his bloody finger on the scroll.
The others do the same.

 

[Deroc]

@Deroc: i will reply to battle tonight
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The fenced tribesmen <✔>
One of the tribesmen starts picking his nose, and his nose starts to bleed.
He puts his bloody finger on the scroll.
The others do the same.

Seryl seemed disgusted, but otherwise she would not have much problem with it.
As soon as one of them done staining their respective scrolls with their bloody finger, a link would be established between the tribesperson's heart and the scroll, which would then link towards Seryl's heart and brain. The link disappeared afterwards, but the bond remains.

The tribespeople would feel a growing power and darkness within their bodies, especially in their genitals and hearts. But also, the submissive desire and loyalty to Seryl within these tribespeople would grow stronger and stronger after they signed the scroll.

 

[Devin]

Peace Offer <✔>
After seeing the futility of the war, the high priest sends Arygos an offer of white peace "in order to save lives"
The tribemen <✔>
The tribemen appreciate the increased power, <We do what you ask. Your turn now!> The tribe leader said
Numbers of the joined tribesmen: 9 Adult men, 2 Old men, 11 Adult women, 4 Old women, 3 Teen males, 5 Teen women, 9 Boys, 7 Girls = 50 In total

If allowed to leave the fences they will run outside with great enthusiasm.

But suddenly they group assault an elf, they carry the poor elf and start running away to a house.

They also seem to communicate with each-other, if their minds are read Seryl will find out that they are actually taking the elf to be married.

If confronted and psi-communicated with, they will say that it is their custom to kidnap the bride and let the groom rape make love with her until she is pregnant and thus his wife.

 

[Edge45]

@Devin

"Iseenoevilconspiracy"
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V - Fires Of No Hope
+ @Deroc

Karastus soldiers are losing morale the more the battles turned against them. Albeit with Nepoyzean aid, the struggles and slow mobility proved too much for them. Hopenese if landed on the northeastern island early, they would be able to overcome the Karastusan's emplacements, foxholes, and covers. They would slowly retreat to the rear of the island while being covered. On the waters, the Hopeness hellfire destroyed Karastusan ships easily since they're all made of wood. But the Karastusan with the Nepoyzeans, continued and seemingly not giving up the sea. More reinforcements are coming on the west, one of these ships are powered by steam and seemed heavily built. It had a big cannon on the front, and is at a high distance away from the naval battle.
If the Hopenese secured the central section of the northeasternmost island, what are they gonna do next? The island's center is a hill there are remnant emplacements such as cannons left by the Karastusans. And what would they do on the southern part of the island as the Ehelion fleet there though engaged with the Karastusans, the two sides will be meeting each other.

Meanwhile, on the Ehelions. The four steampowered ships that recently arrived, started to be ready. The continuous pressure of the Ehelion Operation Barbarossa reaches the second step. In a blink of an eye, the four steamships fired their giant frontal cannon. A total of four burning fireballs, each from one of them, they targeted the Karastusan fleets. The Karastusan soldiers and crews of every ships, were awed as these hit the waters, and blows them at a very wide area and covered them in fire. Crippled or lost morale, the Karastus southern defense fell, and the Ehelion fleet group advances. The southern islands fall and Ehelion flags raised. The Karastusans have to retreat by cover of their artillery on their larger islands.

The Karastusans have no choice but to release their limited steam warships, one heading to the battle between the Hopenese, the two other on the south against the Ehelions. Losing soldiers however, it won't be long till Karastus depletes its manpower and the government council including the king considers surrender.

Spoiler: IV

 

[Devin]

@Edge45 Yas, only "good" ones, to bring crimson "liberty" and "peace" to the world!

@Deroc i also updated last post
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Battle of Eisen: Day 1 <✔>
The Eirian soldiers get angry after they hear Arygosian insults against their god.
They attack more strongly to take revenge.

The cake vomiters start to devastate the entrance, the pikemen cannot see their targets because of the vomits.
"Death before retreat brothers! Hold the line!" Volya shouts while surprised of the Arygosian cake vomiters.
"Archers! Fall back! Fall back now!" He orders the archers to fall back
"More pikemen to the front!"
"Artillery! Explosive rounds! Target the incoming enemies!" He continues shouting the orders in the quick changing environment.
His orders are moved through the soldiers retell them aloud.
"Hold on brothers! I am with you to the end!" Volya shouts in support of the pikemen.
Volya points his staff upwards and casts multiple blizzard spells on the attacking enemy troops, in hopes of hitting the cake vomiters.
Around 500 pikemen further charge out of the gates, they get in formation once near the riflemen.
Their heavy shields would probably be enough to guard against the riflemen fire as they charge. (?)
If their shields fail to protect them they will simply charge at the riflemen.
Around a hundred sword-men fell simply from the riflemen fire but they managed to swarm them.
Most of the sword-men were decapitated by being shot to those weak-points, especially genitals. But one of the soldiers who happened to been shot in the genitals kept crawling with his sword and shouting in pain and anger.
The sword-men attack the bayoneting Arygosians with their rapiers.

Volya then notices the riflemen still standing and halting the way for reinforcements.
"For fucks sake, why won't you die!?" He thought.
"Volley at the enemy, run to the inner sectors if the entrance is breached!" Volya shouts in orders
"Any man who flees dies! Stand your ground!" He shouts to the pikemen
"Shoot any man who flees!" He orders the archers

Volya's throat begins to hurt from the intense shouting he made.

Volya runs to the riflemen. But as they would start shooting him, he suddenly blinks (short teleport).
He smashes the ground with a shock spell probably pushing the nearby Arygosian riflemen away and breaking their formation.
Volya begins to ruthlessly create a field of fire around him by casting large sprays of fire with his left hand (he hold the staff in his right), also burning nearby friendly troops to death.

The artillery fires large number of explosive rounds at the incoming Arygosian troops, they will likely suffer heavy casualties, with their troops simply blowing up on impact.
The cannons fire their simple rounds though, the explosive rounds were for traditional artillery (majority).

Note: He would still be able to cast spells without the staff, but the staff enhances his abilities as a mage.
Note 2: Frontal assaults usually yield heavy casualties for the attacking side, i hope you take note of that.
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@bear_369
Western Eiramond <✔>
After seeing the reinforcements come, the army group B actually moves to north to aid in the battle of Eisen and do something unexpected (hopefully).

Most of civilians were also evacuated with the army group B in hopes of getting sanctuary in the northern regions.

 

[Deroc]

@Devin

Spoiler: Offer for Peace

After seeing the futility of the war, the high priest sends Arygos an offer of white peace "in order to save lives"

"Save lives, huh? Well, sure I want to save lives either. But I won't be stupid enough to fall for your traps, and leave a potential zealous enemy to grow. We'll only accept peace if we keep the lands we liberated, if you dismantled your theocratic regime and if you disarmed most of your army."

Note : In other words, a Carthaginian Peace like the Treaty of Versailles.

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The tribemen <✔>

Spoiler

<Great. Now, you shall kneel before me-->

But suddenly they group assault an elf, they carry the poor elf and start running away to a house.

Seryl immediately shot a death ray upon an old tribesman from her fingers, ripping that poor old man inside out and apart into ashes.
"FUCK YOU!!!" she stomped the ground so hard that the earth shook a little. A few snowballs rolled all the way down charging towards the village. But was fortunately stopped by Cutie and the Shirgas.

<DAMN YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!!! YOU CANNOT MESS WITH ONE OF OUR KIN WITHOUT HER PERMISSION!!!>

The assaulted elf is a female, and was crying in fear and hatred.

Dark fingers suddenly entangled the tribespeople. Seryl glared at these babies. She then approached the female elf and consoled her. "Don't worry. These babies are not worthy of your love, they are nothing but dirty little slaves that need lots of babysitting. We only need them for manpower, entertainment and labor anyways."

They also seem to communicate with each-other, if their minds are read Seryl will find out that they are actually taking the elf to be married.

If confronted and psi-communicated with, they will say that it is their custom to kidnap the bride and let the groom rape make love with her until she is pregnant and thus his wife.

"......"

<Didn't I told you... you cannot simply kidnap someone like that... we are higher beings than you, you are little babies for us that need a lot of babysitting!>
<If you want a wife, entertain her and serve her! Not abuse her! Great, you just lost yourselves a wife, she no longer have any hope with you idiots and she feels violated! Fuck you, now be tortured! I'm gonna torture you!>

Seryl took out a whip and began hitting the tribespeople rapidly for a few times with it.

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@Edge45

"Iseenoevilconspiracy"

Really?

You once tricked our minds with Math puzzles, and now you're gonna fool us again with obvious lies? That's lame... :/

@Edge45 Yas, only "good" ones, to bring crimson "liberty" and "peace" to the world!

As in, "Be One with Yuri!"?
Righty, @Edge45?

Spoiler: TOP SECRET : Mr. Crimson's Real Appearance REVEALED!!!

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VI - The Rising Sun

Spoiler

The massive Hopenese forces managed to crush a large number of Karastusian warships as well as those of Nepoyze.
The glorious sun has risen over the lands of Karastus, as the Hopenese troops stepped onto the Karastusian lands!

"The Tiberian Sun has risen! Spread the will of Mererinda all over the world! These infidels need much love, schooling and discipline!"

"Fight on, minions of the almighty Mererinda! Spread our love to these babies!" Rhelsha exclaimed in furor, "Live for Hopen, die for Hopen! To die for Mererinda is our greatest honor and virtue!"

Quickly they've secured a large part of the northeasternmost island, including the central section.

But the Karastusan with the Nepoyzeans, continued and seemingly not giving up the sea. More reinforcements are coming on the west, one of these ships are powered by steam and seemed heavily built. It had a big cannon on the front, and is at a high distance away from the naval battle.

Rhelsha : "Nani?!"
Rhelsha : "It's not only more pesky busybodies... but even some fancy new toys too?"
Rhelsha : "Show the idiots of Mererinda's great power, by destroying that stupid ship! Haha haha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha haha ha!!"

If the Hopenese secured the central section of the northeasternmost island, what are they gonna do next? The island's center is a hill there are remnant emplacements such as cannons left by the Karastusans.

*as per Rhelsha's orders, Hopenese troops moved in to fortify and occupy the central section*
*the abandoned cannons were captured*
*encampments and settlements were being built around Hopenese-controlled lands on the island*

*Karastusian civilians and prisoners-of-war were being arrested*
*most of them were sacrificed for evil rituals to appease Mererinda*

And what would they do on the southern part of the island as the Ehelion fleet there though engaged with the Karastusans, the two sides will be meeting each other.

Rhelsha (whispering to her commanders) : "Ehh? Egilians?"
Rhelsha (whispering) : "Hey, better take over as much as the island, before the Egilians take the lands for themselves! I'll be watching, I'll talk to them if anything."

*Hopenese troops secured much of the island but the southern parts*
*after most of the island is secured OR when Hopenese military meets Egilian military*

Rhelsha : "Hey! Egilians, we Hopenese have taken over this island! Better go somewhere else! Such as Nepoyze! Yeah, Nepoyze is one big evil busybody who tries to mess with your ships!"
Rhelsha : "You don't want to mess with Mererinda and her glorious empire! We have far bigger warships than yours, and we have a lot of demons on Mererinda's side!"

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The Karastusans have no choice but to release their limited steam warships, one heading to the battle between the Hopenese, the two other on the south against the Ehelions. Losing soldiers however, it won't be long till Karastus depletes its manpower and the government council including the king considers surrender.

*Nepoyze offers a place for Karastus government's exile*
*Nepoyze voices strong opposition against Karastusian surrender*
*Nepoyze sends more warships to help Karastus, especially against Egilian fleets*

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@Devin

Battle of Eisen<✔>

Spoiler: Battle of Eisen -- Part III -- The Hysteric Party

The Eirian soldiers get angry after they hear Arygosian insults against their god.
They attack more strongly to take revenge.

*still, Eirian rage and zeal were not so helpful when facing the Arygosians' sheer firepower and magic*
*but Arygosians numbers were falling down because of stubborn Eirian defenses*

"Death before retreat brothers! Hold the line!" Volya shouts while surprised of the Arygosian cake vomiters.
"Archers! Fall back! Fall back now!" He orders the archers to fall back

Deroc : "Hahahaha! Where's your greatest Zodal? Huh? Little bigots!"
Deroc : "Weren't you all wanting to cut us the so-called infidels a moment ago? Now where goes your so-called courage? Huh? Haha!"

Deroc : "This time, the legions of Mythic will finally conquer this land of Eiramond, and bring an end to their madness! Behold!"
Deroc : "Make Mythic proud! Spread the Crusader spirit! Eradicate sexism! Liberate our lands of Eiramond!"

Arygosians : "Yeah! Peace Through Power! Peace Through Crusade! Destroy the wretched cult of Zodal!"

*Arygosians morale rose greatly as the Eirians showed their "cowardice"*
*Arygosians morale rose even greater as victory seemed imminent*

"More pikemen to the front!"

Deroc : "What? More midgets to the graveyard?"
*Deroc laughed out so loud maniacally*
*all other Arygosians laughed alongside Deroc too, morale boosts greatly*

*Reichsheer was now almost in a state of hysteria*
*as a result, they no longer care about pain or casualties, they just want to spread the crusades and serve their beloved Cakemasters*

Deroc : "Yeah, let's party!"

"Artillery! Explosive rounds! Target the incoming enemies!" He continues shouting the orders in the quick changing environment.

Deroc : "Artilleries, huh? Nice move, but we will see who will laugh to the last!"

*Deroc sends two squads of cavalries to locate and ruin the Eirian artilleries*

Deroc : "Vomiters! Keep on sneezing!"
*Vomiters continued to sneeze phlegm rounds onto Eirian positions, exploding and also spawning Living Slimes on the way*

"Hold on brothers! I am with you to the end!" Volya shouts in support of the pikemen.

Deroc : "What? Are you with your midgets to the graveyard?"

Volya points his staff upwards and casts multiple blizzard spells on the attacking enemy troops, in hopes of hitting the cake vomiters.

Cake Vomiter #1 : "Owwwwwwwwww!!!"
*due to stimulus, Cake Vomiter #1 sneezes a great shower of bigger phlegm balls onto the Eirians*
*corrosive, explosive and sticky stuffs incoming*
*more living slimes would be risen from the explosions*

Around 500 pikemen further charge out of the gates, they get in formation once near the riflemen.
Their heavy shields would probably be enough to guard against the riflemen fire as they charge. (?)
If their shields fail to protect them they will simply charge at the riflemen.

*SURPRISE!!!*
*bullets were not working very well with the shields*

Deroc : "What? I thought midgets make bad shields?"
Deroc : "Aww fuck..."

Deroc : "Oh, wait! I have some Cake Minions to break your shields, haha!"
Deroc : "Go behind your cakes, gunners! Let our Cake Minions break their shitty shields!"

*Cake Minions, a bit fatter but shorter than most humans, having delicious taste but tough skins, approached the Eirian pikemen*
*despite the fat, Cake Minions could run just as fast as a normal human*
*Cake Minion attacked the pikemen close-up, mostly using daggers, knifes, swords but also their own claws as well*

Around a hundred sword-men fell simply from the riflemen fire but they managed to swarm them.

Deroc : "Midget wave attacks, huh? How pathetic."
Deroc : "We have more cakes, humans, orcs, elves and dwarves than you! You have only a few handful of midgets anyways, and you don't even have any cakes to fight for you! How sad!"

Spoiler: Lame Content please IGNORE!!! NOT CANONICAL!!!

Deroc : "Do you want to die here for the evil high priest, or do you want to preserve your genetic legacy? Choose wisely, because my troops are gunning down your important parts as I speak."

Deroc : "You know, it is important for one to reproduce and spread his genes. No matter which school of thought, it's always important to reproduce. Or at least you should keep your roots and eggs intact."

Most of the sword-men were decapitated by being shot to those weak-points, especially genitals. But one of the soldiers who happened to been shot in the genitals kept crawling with his sword and shouting in pain and anger.
The sword-men attack the bayoneting Arygosians with their rapiers.

*bayonet riflemen ran backwards and dodged slashes as the swordsmen approached*
*while still continuing to fire on the move*

*a few Cake Minions hopped onto the swordsmen's heads and begun eating their heads*
*while cutting off their skins and eyes with claws and daggers*

Spoiler: Battle of Eisen -- Part IV -- An Emotional Moment

Volya then notices the riflemen still standing and halting the way for reinforcements.
"For fucks sake, why won't you die!?" He thought.
"Volley at the enemy, run to the inner sectors if the entrance is breached!" Volya shouts in orders
"Any man who flees dies! Stand your ground!" He shouts to the pikemen
"Shoot any man who flees!" He orders the archers

Deroc : "Shoot at anyone who flees, huh? But you yourself are telling your midgets to retreat, maggot... guess all these years of cultist brainwashing made you into a retard."

Volya runs to the riflemen. But as they would start shooting him, he suddenly blinks (short teleport).

*one Arygosian battlemage saw this then stomped the ground, trying to stun Volya*

He smashes the ground with a shock spell probably pushing the nearby Arygosian riflemen away and breaking their formation.

Pherithian Riflemen : "Waaaaaaaaaaaaa~~" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~" "Woooooooooooooooooo~~"
*Pherithian riflemen got shocked, trembled, scattered and hurt*

*Arygosian morale falls greatly due to shock*
*Arygosians were no longer in hysteria as their morale fell, they suddenly begin to feel much pain at once*
*to the point that some died to the extreme stimulus all coming out at once*
*Arygosians begin to feel tired*

Deroc : "Nooooo... most of my finest gunners are dying... damned Eirians..."
Deroc : "The Reichsheer... no... the hysteria... the party..."
Deroc : "Why... why do the fucking Eirians want a war just because of a plague we ain't responsible at all? But I wouldn't let my minions die in vain... I wouldn't let go of a chance to crush Eiramond for good..."

Deroc : "Fight on! Don't stop the party, keep it going alive and well! Mythic would be proud of us!"
*his words don't have much effect over the tired troops*

Deroc : "Damn......"
*Deroc's eyes became moist as he saw the hysteria fading away, and the deaths of lives in the battle. Rivers of tears soon washed his face, yet he remained silent and nobody knew he was crying*

Deroc : "What the heck am I doing in my life...... how would all my friends and heroes see me if they knew of this battle..."

Volya begins to ruthlessly create a field of fire around him by casting large sprays of fire with his left hand (he hold the staff in his right), also burning nearby friendly troops to death.

Deroc : "Oops."
Deroc : "Oh, a madman going berserk. fuck this shit. Now, what should I do... ah, yes... but fuck this shit, I don't feel like fighting. The fucking hysteria is gone. I feel weak deep inside... fuck this shit."

Spoiler: Battle for Eisen -- Part V -- The Three Avatars

Deroc : "Argh. I'll just send some funny copies to do my job..."

*suddenly three identical Derocs would approach the battlefield*

Deroc's Avatar #1 : "We are the Avatars of the Cakemaster! We are here to bring an end to the cult of Zodal! Fly the banners of the great Cake Crusade!"

Deroc's Avatar #2 : "Bye, little ugly cultist! We're heading for the gates, heh heh heh!"

*these three avatars would blitz away from Volya, and begun hopping around very fast beheading Eirian troops*
*NOTE : Avatars are tinted blacker compared to the original Deroc, they're also weaker and smaller*

Deroc's Avatar #3 : "Don't worry, my little. I'll take good care of you,"
*the third avatar conjures a soothing rain of tranquility, refreshing and healing Arygosian troops in the process*
*most Arygosian troops feel fresh and positive once again*
*but not as serious as the hysteria before*
*Arygosian morale rises somewhat*

The artillery fires large number of explosive rounds at the incoming Arygosian troops, they will likely suffer heavy casualties, with their troops simply blowing up on impact.
The cannons fire their simple rounds though, the explosive rounds were for traditional artillery (majority).

*well, the artillery strikes worked against the Arygosians!*
*even the rain of tranquility couldn't help against the explosions!*

Deroc's Avatar #1 : "Damned cowards! I'll wreck your artilleries and make you pay -- both for the Arygosians lives and for your very own artilleries!"

Deroc's Avatar #2 : "Ahh, more toys for me to mess with! Hehe!"

*the first two avatars then hopped and dashed their way towards the artilleries, hoping to slice the artilleries apart and behead more Eirians*

Deroc's Avatar #3 : "Ohh, no... why does that have to be cruel? Why does the cruel Eirians want to use artilleries? Why can't they fight with some proper rules? You know, my people have feelings and families too!"

*the third avatar instead cries out loud*
*the third avatar doesn't have a fucking idea what to do*
*his cries have lowered and softened the Arygosian morale*

Spoiler: Reinforcements, Reinforcements

Western Eiramond <✔>
After seeing the reinforcements come, the army group B actually moves to north to aid in the battle of Eisen and do something unexpected (hopefully).

Most of civilians were also evacuated with the army group B in hopes of getting sanctuary in the northern regions.[/QUOTE]

While the Eirian Army Group B were marching for Eisen, they've encountered another Reichsheer legion who were invading the western lands.
This Reichsheer legion would then attack the Eirian Army Group B.

*meanwhile Pherithian legions within central Eiramond split into two sides*
*the westwards Pherithian legions deal with Eirian Army Group B*
*the eastwards legions head for the Battle of Eisen*

 

[Devin]

Battle of Eisen : Day 1 <✔>
Numbers btw: 4000 total: 1000 (Garrison, not going to join the battle), 1050 pike-men: 450 Dead. 303 sword-men: 197 Dead. 795 Archers: 205 Died
Total sectors: 6
Artillery: 140: 60 cannons: 10 Destroyed by the avatars, 80 Traditional.

The riflemen and cake minions likely died by the assault.
The archers leave to previous sectors as the first entrance falls.
"Fall back archers! Fall back!" A local archer commander his troops to retreat as the pikemen begin to fall.
They try to get in position in sector 2, but the pike-men were not able to get there on time.
"Sector three lads! Go! Go! Go!" Another commander shouts
Pike-men deploy to stop the cakes from entering sector-4.
The archers deploy in formation behind the wooden walls of the previous sector and further volley enemy troops with fire arrows.

<BATTLE >
[TOOOO] [TOOOO]
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Dirtb: Dirt bridge
Cann: Cannon

The reserves (not in section 4) are in sections 1 and 2
This is just to give an insight, of course the battlefield is not a rectangle.
<BATTLE FORMATION>

A further 300 pike-men defend the entrance of section 4.
Around 10 of the cannons were destroyed by the avatars, but soon they would be swarmed with more than a thousand men attacking them, how would they react?

Further explosive rounds (and normal from cannons) barrage the massed Arygosians, imposing heavy casualties, and perhaps even a halt in their advance?

Volya sees that the Arygosians breached two sectors, but he also sees the attacking avatars on the other side.
"They're trying to create a distraction" He thought and decided to go to the avatars instead.

"Pike-men and archers to the front! Go! The sword-men and i deal with these avatars" He shouts

The pike-men and archers (attempt to) leave for Sector 3.
The sword-men (303 Men) keep attacking the Deroc avatars.
"Brother! Kill the devil (cake-masters), and the hell-spawns (cakes) will return to hell (Arygos)!" Volya shouts
He shoots the second avatar with a lightning bolt from his staff

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Western Eiramond Battle: Day 1
General Henrik gathers his forces into battle formation while the civilians would continue on the road.
4500 Troops: 3500 Pikemen, 800 Archers, 200 Cavalry. 14 Onagers
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@Deroc: I probably did not explain right, but the city outskirts is separated by sectors, and the artillery are in the innermost sectors.
That means the cavalry cannot look or even simply hunt these artillery.
I am guessing that those riflemen and cake minions were dropped by zeppelins in the middle sectors?

 

[Deroc]

Can you give me a rough map of each sector? Preferably with some soldier concentration colored and pointed.

Replying about Battle of Eisen tomorrow.

 

[Devin]

@Deroc : The sectors are not much different, there's wooden walls in front of them, followed by a long ditch (In front of walls). There's towers (Behind walls) here and then, mostly concentrated near the entrance (Think, there is a rectangular cube, you dig two large parts, one from left and one from right, the untouched land is the entrance).

Entrance in other words: The land which is not dug up, it has a large ditch to its left and another large one to its right.

Spoiler: Entrance

And that's really just it.

300 archers are in left side of sector 4 and 300 other are in the right side.
300 pike-men are defending the entrance of the sector.

750 pike-men, 195 archers are trying to leave from sectors 1 and 2 to sector 4.

There are archers on the city wall along with artillery providing further support.
I really see no need in elaborating the types of defending garrison as they are going to stay in the city.

Spoiler: Map

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Western Eiramond Battle: Day 1

Spoiler

Orange pikes, blue archers, yellow cavalry, green general and squads.

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Eirian Navy <✔>
14 Frigates (small enough to fit in the river) gather in Eisen's docks.
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Battle of Eisen: Day 1 <✔>
Volya would suddenly blink (short teleport) to the first avatar and hold his hand with strength.
Deroc's mind would likely enter a nightmare scenario and stay there until the avatar attacks Volya.
Countless dead and disfigured bodies can be seen spread over the ground, with a skeletal man standing between them, holding a staff and wearing old tattered clothes.
Many of those bodies are frozen as a snowstorm sets in.
"I can see you" The man keeps saying while looking at Deroc.

Volya saw Deroc, perhaps he even found his location? (Doesn't matter though, Volya's not going for him in middle of the battle anyways)

One attacked, Volya turn into a fog of shadow and teleport back.

Volya <✔>
Volya usually takes a defensive stance and tries to keep his distance, avoiding direct confrontation.

His lack of experience with swords and bows (bows more) can also be noted from his lack of use and dedication to magic instead.

Note: He can be killed if properly shot (since he has armor, to damaged chest armor or throat for example) or a sword attack. (Again on the throat)

But of course as a creator to it's creation, i prefer he doesn't die

 

[Deroc]

@Deroc: I probably did not explain right, but the city outskirts is separated by sectors, and the artillery are in the innermost sectors.
That means the cavalry cannot look or even simply hunt these artillery.

Oh, really? Ah, then just handwave that move away.

I am guessing that those riflemen and cake minions were dropped by zeppelins in the middle sectors?

Most of them, yes.

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Battle of Eisen : Day 1 <✔>

"Fall back archers! Fall back!" A local archer commander his troops to retreat as the pikemen begin to fall.
They try to get in position in sector 2, but the pike-men were not able to get there on time.
"Sector three lads! Go! Go! Go!" Another commander shouts

A Random Arygosian Commander : "Huh, cowards. Mages, summon magic owls to track their movements. Cakes, go play with these pikemen! More gunners are coming also!"

Pike-men deploy to stop the cakes from entering sector-4.
The archers deploy in formation behind the wooden walls of the previous sector and further volley enemy troops with fire arrows.

*smaller living cakes were sent to distract and play with the pikemen*
*catapults fired burning oil shells onto the archers as well as pikesmen*
*while the pikemen got distracted, several musketeers and riflemen would shoot at the pikesmen's important areas such as the eyes, the groins, the necks and the chests*

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*a dozen of Giant Golems and Giant Cakes (half a dozen each) arrived, a bit bigger than the walls*
*they were of moderate speed, but great health and power*
*these gigantic creatures would be likely smashing most Eirian troops, eating corpses and even ruining fortifications with no ease*

*if ignited in flames or targeted by explosives, the giant cakes would stomp the ground, jump around and run with great vigor out of pain, causing massive earthquakes which could likely crumble the Eirian fortifications*

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A further 300 pike-men defend the entrance of section 4.

*human sized cakes were sent to fight with the pikemen face-to-face*
*smaller but more agile cakes would sneak behind then hop onto the pikemen's heads, afterwards trying to eat their heads starting with the eyes and brains*

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Around 10 of the cannons were destroyed by the avatars, but soon they would be swarmed with more than a thousand men attacking them, how would they react?

Simple.

*the avatars would then hop and dash away from the swarms as fast as lightning*
*while not forgetting to behead several dozens of Eirians on their way*
*once in a while they would try to hop towards the artilleries and hope to wreck them*

Further explosive rounds (and normal from cannons) barrage the massed Arygosians, imposing heavy casualties, and perhaps even a halt in their advance?

*the artillery strikes did inflict a heavy blow onto the Reichsheer*
*Reichsheer morale still okay, but their numbers were starting to reduce*
*3rd avatar desperately tried to heal the injured Arygosians*

*BUT!!!*
*some of the artillery rounds hit the giant creatures*
*the giant creatures (golems and cakes) were provoked!!!*
*firstly they would stomp the ground rapidly and jump in one place, causing tremendous earthquakes*
*next they would scream out loud, causing sound pollution and irritating combatants of all sides*
*both Arygosians and Eirians were fueled by a shitty mix of positivity and negativity because of this plus their earlier motivations*

Giant Cake #2 : "Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhh!!!"
Giant Golem #3 : "grgrgrgggggggrrrrrrrgggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrr!!!"

*these furious giant creatures were charging towards the Eirian positions and fortifications without care! the golems were even ignited into greenish fire!*
*stomping mostly Eirian troops and maybe ruining some walls and might reach artilleries*
*a few dozens of Arygosians were stomped by these furious giants as well*

Deroc : "Things are getting out of control..."
Deroc : "Should I halt the advance and let my minions camp nearby instead? But well, they've already charging into the city already... I don't want to waste their lives in vain. Well, they've began this nonsense, and I can't let them go..."

Volya sees that the Arygosians breached two sectors, but he also sees the attacking avatars on the other side.
"Pike-men and archers to the front! Go! The sword-men and i deal with these avatars" He shouts

Deroc's Avatar #1 : "Bring it on! I will behead you in the name of Mythic!"
Deroc's Avatar #2 : "Wow, such big words, much rage, many anger! Are you sure you have the moods to play cat and mouse with us, huh? We're waaaaaaaaay faster than you, stubborn old cultist! Haha!"

*Deroc's Avatars continued to blink and doge dodge, back and forth, while beheading more Eirians on their way*

Deroc's Avatar #3 : "Stop! I don't wanna fight with you actually. Why can't we just find a common ground where we co-exists? Why so much bloodshed in the name of Zodal? Oh, and please take good care of your throat. I'm worried about you. Oh, please stay out of this drama, little child (Volya)!"

The sword-men (303 Men) keep attacking the Deroc avatars.

*Deroc's Avatars kept dodging and hopping away from the swordsmen*
*once they returned hopping and dashing like lightning, to behead a dozen or some of swordsmen*

Deroc's Avatar #2 : "Oh, hai!"
*beheads a few swordsmen*

Deroc's Avatar #2 : *yawned* "Ohh, this is boring! I'm leaving you forever alone and loveless! Go molest your dearest Zodal if you need some love so badly! Haha haha! Oh, peace, baaaaaaaai~~"

"Brother! Kill the devil (cake-masters), and the hell-spawns (cakes) will return to hell (Arygos)!" Volya shouts
He shoots the second avatar with a lightning bolt from his staff

Deroc : "Devil? Hellspawns? Are you fucking blind? Look at the mirror, you are the real devils! Sexists and extremists!"
Deroc : "Oh, and, we are absolutely not Commies. Go for an eye test, poor old man, do you see Mao Tse-tung here? No, right?"

Deroc's Avatar #2 : "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh! Ooooowwwwwwwwwww~~"
*the second avatar felt pain at first, got stunned, but then giggled*
*though it took significant damange*

Deroc's Avatar #2 : "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe~~"

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Western Eiramond Battle: Day 1

General Henrik gathers his forces into battle formation while the civilians would continue on the road.
4500 Troops: 3500 Pikemen, 800 Archers, 200 Cavalry. 14 Onagers

Spoiler

Orange pikes, blue archers, yellow cavalry, green general and squads.

*Pherithian forces were somewhat lesser than Eirian numbers, around 3500. They had 1790 frontiers, 700 Bayonet Riflemen, 800 crossbowmen, 210 Cavalries*

*Pherithian forces divide themselves into two much bigger regiments, coupled with three smaller regiments. most gunners were in the bigger regiments*

*battlemages released fiery shockwaves towards the Eirian troops, breaking their formation and possibly maiming a few dozens of Eirians as well, while leaving a lot more Eirians to burn in flames*

*the bigger regiments each focused on the far-left and far-right (opposite view, close to the cavalries and where there was a gap and there weren't many archers near) pikemen, devoting much of the troops to flank, encircle and overwhelm the pikemen there, possibly opening two gaps on the Eirian line giving off great local advantages and distracting Eirians from other regions*

*other troops in the smaller regiments would fight with other parts of the Eirian line*
*gunners were shooting behind the frontiers, laying down onto the ground*
*again the gunners would aim for sensitive and important parts such as eyes, groins, chests, necks and noses*
*they could reload without standing up, also a lot faster than conventional musketeers*

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Eisen (?)

300 archers are in left side of sector 4 and 300 other are in the right side.
300 pike-men are defending the entrance of the sector.

*Deroc's avatars would hop around, bounce around, rush around slashing the archers and pikemen*

*while Arygosian catapults hurled either explosive rounds or burning oil rounds onto the clusters of Eirian troops.*
*the oil would probably react with the explosions, causing a great wild fire and perhaps a much larger explosions as well*
*if so, the Deroc's avatars would also get afflicted with the oily fiery explosions, too*
*but the third avatar would shield and heal the avatars including himself*

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Volya would suddenly blink (short teleport) to the first avatar and hold his hand with strength.

*at first, the first avatar has equal strength with Volya. it was a stalemate.*
*the second avatar tried to stab Volya's throat with a poisoned dagger, the poison specially made by the mysterious Flardyrn*
*the third avatar empowered the first avatar*

Deroc's mind would likely enter a nightmare scenario and stay there until the avatar attacks Volya.

*nothing big happens to Deroc, though he might experience some emotions and a hallucination or two*

Countless dead and disfigured bodies can be seen spread over the ground, with a skeletal man standing between them, holding a staff and wearing old tattered clothes.
Many of those bodies are frozen as a snowstorm sets in.
"I can see you" The man keeps saying while looking at Deroc.

Deroc : "Haha. What a lame joke. I must be dreaming, perhaps I don't get enough sleep? But the skeleton, nah, not a real threat anyways."

Volya saw Deroc, perhaps he even found his location? (Doesn't matter though, Volya's not going for him in middle of the battle anyways)

*Deroc was afar, on the hills far away observing the battle*
*besides Deroc was Kakaocake, his second-in-command*

Volya <✔>
One attacked, Volya turn into a fog of shadow and teleport back.

Volya usually takes a defensive stance and tries to keep his distance, avoiding direct confrontation.

His lack of experience with swords and bows (bows more) can also be noted from his lack of use and dedication to magic instead.

*Deroc noticed his cowardice and weakness*
*Deroc didn't say anything but showed a big bright evil grin*

 

[Devin]

OOC: @Deroc: Peace treaty terms? (specific)
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Seryl's Village
The tribesmen became angry of Seryl's actions.
<But you said we have to get permission from ours wives to have sex with them. She wasn't my wife yet> The to-be groom said
Their anger is noticeable.

 

[Deroc]

OOC: @Deroc: Peace treaty terms? (specific)

• Dissolution of the latest Eirian government, as well as the management council.
  
  
• The Royal Family should be released from prison. Under the supervision of Pherith, a democratic referendum would be held to let Eirian people choose either a Democratic Republican system or a Constitutional Monarchy system. If the choice of monarchy wields more support, then Felix would be restored to the throne.
  
  
• A limit of 7,000 soldiers would be placed onto the Eirian army.
  
  
• Eiramond would be held guilty over the Purple Plague and the instigation of the war. Eiramond would be forced to pay compensation as many as 675,000 gold coins (or equivalent amount is silver or copper).
  
  
• Abolition of conscription. Conscription can be replaced by civil service if deemed necessary.
  
  
• Abolition of collectivism.
  
  
• Restoration of private ownership, and Eirians would have their ownership over their fixed assets (houses, lands, etc.) restored.
  
  
• Pherithian advisors would be installed in Eirian army and new Eirian government. Pherithian intelligence network would be established in Eiramond.
  
  
• Pherith would annex southern Greensfield, southwestern Centrum (linked from Pherith proper through gateways and portals) and southeastern Riverlands.
  
  
• Gender equality (in terms of opportunity and prospect) and secularism would be enforced. Women should be allowed to join the Eirian army, provided that there are enough seats.
  
  
• Freedom of speech would be guaranteed in the new Eirian constitution, including the rights to criticize the monarchy. But hate speech would be banned.
  
  
• State control over any religion would be forbidden, in other words separation of church and state.

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Seryl's Village

Seryl was just as angry as the tribesmen, perhaps even more as she got annoyed over the tribesmen's epic stupidity.
<If you want her to be your wife, you should ask her first! Dumbass!>
<You only get sex and love if you protect and serve your wives, including girlfriends!>
<And don't attempt to disobey me... I will have you as slaves! You will be forced to shoot your seeds (sperms) and give your eggs (ovums) to us!>

 

[Devin]

@Deroc: The battles may or may not continue depending on Arygosian communications.
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• Dissolution of the latest Eirian government, as well as the management council.
  
  
• The Royal Family should be released from prison. Under the supervision of Pherith, a democratic referendum would be held to let Eirian people choose either a Democratic Republican system or a Constitutional Monarchy system. If the choice of monarchy wields more support, then Felix would be restored to the throne.
  
  
• A limit of 7,000 soldiers would be placed onto the Eirian army.
  
  
• Eiramond would be held guilty over the Purple Plague and the instigation of the war. Eiramond would be forced to pay compensation as many as 675,000 gold coins (or equivalent amount is silver or copper).
  
  
• Abolition of conscription. Conscription can be replaced by civil service if deemed necessary.
  
  
• Abolition of collectivism.
  
  
• Restoration of private ownership, and Eirians would have their ownership over their fixed assets (houses, lands, etc.) restored.
  
  
• Pherithian advisors would be installed in Eirian army and new Eirian government. Pherithian intelligence network would be established in Eiramond.
  
  
• Pherith would annex southern Greensfield, southwestern Centrum (linked from Pherith proper through gateways and portals) and southeastern Riverlands.
  
  
• Gender equality (in terms of opportunity and prospect) and secularism would be enforced. Women should be allowed to join the Eirian army, provided that there are enough seats.
  
  
• Freedom of speech would be guaranteed in the new Eirian constitution, including the rights to criticize the monarchy. But hate speech would be banned.
  
  
• State control over any religion would be forbidden, in other words separation of church and state.

The high priest accepts despite heavy opposition, without null-magic's support they wouldn't stand much of a chance anyways.
In return, Arygosian troops would return to their previous borders, and Eiramond's independence is ensured.
And of course a truce (10,20,30 years?)
Eiramond would put the military parts in effect as soon as the Arygosian troops are outside of Eiramond's new borders.
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Battle of Eisen: Day 1 <✔>
The avatars did indeed destroy much of the Artillery, even spiking up to 30% casualties (on artillery) for the Eirian side.
The sword-men nevertheless tried (Win or die trying) chasing the Avatars.
"Brother!!! Damn you heartless bastards!" A sword-man cries aloud as he saw his brother beheaded by one of the avatars.
"Open your eyes "friend", you are the one invading our lands. It is OUR land that is burning. It is OUR people that suffer. How many of them would DIE if i co-existed? Most of these men are not even conscripted, it is not Zodal they fight for, it is their families. This is my FAMILY, this is my COUNTRY, my HOME, i was born here, and i'll gladly die protecting it from monsters like YOU. These men, the men i swore to protect, the men you recklessly slaughter, they are more courageous than you ever will be, they are giving their lives while you sit on a damn fucking hill! For hundreds of years, i have lived. Losing everything i loved, everyone i cared for. I can still hear them in my sleep, all of their suffering rewinding in full, i see the nightmares in the night, only to live them during the day. The only thing that kept me up all this time, was seeing creatures like you DIE, painfully (Vengeance emphasis)." Volya replies in anger
"General, we must retreat! They are too many!" An archer says as he comes running.
"Then retreat. I'll deal with this cunt." Volya says
The city gates open and reserve troops would enter with ease. (Reserve troops are troops in section 1,2,3)
The archers run as fast as they can to the gates, and soon the pikemen would fall.
Volya summons two storm elementals in front of himself (Storm attack both damage health and mana (magicka, magic force, soul force, whatever), they do ranged storm magic attacks)
He also transforms into three illusions, also swapping place in the process.
The archers would be running at the time the battle between the avatars and Volya begins, and Arygosian troops likely following them.

Note: Actually i'm setting Volya as essential, since a peace news would soon appear.
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Western Eiramond Battle <✔>
The shock-wave did indeed damage (Figure of speech, i know it killed many of them) the Eirian pikemen, and even created some gaps (But you don't have many cavalry).
Nevertheless, the gaps would soon be filled by the demoralized pikemen.

Artillery fire targets the gunners in response.

General Henrik opened a portal which mages would flock through, around 400 mages join the battle from the opened portal.

Cavalry troops unite on the left flank although they avoid the riflemen's range.

Archers volley the incoming Arygosians, although they only target the flanks in response of the arygosian focus, while the newly arrived mages would rapidly cast blizzard spells focused on places of high density.

The side pikemen would charge (slowly) at the incoming musketeers as they try to flank them through the gap.

General Henrik would inspire the pikemen in defense.

 

[Deroc]

@Deroc: The battles may or may not continue depending on Arygosian communications.

Arygosian communications are faster than most others, still it takes a few hours to cease fighting.

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The high priest accepts despite heavy opposition, without null-magic's support they wouldn't stand much of a chance anyways.
In return, Arygosian troops would return to their previous borders, and Eiramond's independence is ensured.
And of course a truce (10,20,30 years?)
Eiramond would put the military parts in effect as soon as the Arygosian troops are outside of Eiramond's new borders.

A truce for 30 years is put in place.

Kakaocake : "Great!"
Kakaocake : <Cakemaster, peace has dawned upon us! We have won the war! They have to pay for all the damages done!>

*Arygosians spread news of Eirian surrender all over Eiramond, as well as the detailed clauses of the peace treaty*
*the Arygosians would only leave once all the Eirians stopped fighting the Reichsheer, and a few Arygosian battalions would remain until Eiramond disarmed most of its army*
*a referendum choosing between a republic and a constitutional monarchy would then be held after a month of Eirian surrender and disarmament*

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Battle of Eisen: Day 1 <✔>

"Open your eyes "friend", you are the one invading our lands. It is OUR land that is burning. It is OUR people that suffer. How many of them would DIE if i co-existed? Most of these men are not even conscripted, it is not Zodal they fight for, it is their families. This is my FAMILY, this is my COUNTRY, my HOME, i was born here, and i'll gladly die protecting it from monsters like YOU. These men, the men i swore to protect, the men you recklessly slaughter, they are more courageous than you ever will be, they are giving their lives while you sit on a damn fucking hill! For hundreds of years, i have lived. Losing everything i loved, everyone i cared for. I can still hear them in my sleep, all of their suffering rewinding in full, i see the nightmares in the night, only to live them during the day. The only thing that kept me up all this time, was seeing creatures like you DIE, painfully (Vengeance emphasis)." Volya replies in anger

Deroc : "Wait, wait, wait. We were there to protect you. This is all messed up."

Deroc : "Now tell me, who is the one starting the plague? It began right on YOUR fucking lands! Even if you wanna blame Arygos, well remember Arygos just recovered from a fucking inner war, and I don't have absolute control over these fiefdoms, especially if it's a fucking vast land!"

Deroc : "Oh, really? I don't think so. I am here to liberate women from your sexist reign and your evil cult of Zodal! I am here to punish Eiramond for the plague, while on the way also bringing an end to the bigotry within Eiramond and to spread revolutionary ideas to the Eirian people! I'm here to liberate Eiramond from your cult of Zodal, and bring forth the joy and love of Cakes! Brainwashed cultists like you won't understand!"

Deroc : "Monsters? Oh, such hypocrisy, much stupid, wow. Just wow. Don't forget, you threw diseased animals onto our borderlands too! Oh come on, I'm not some sort of Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin... I won't kill anyone if I don't have to. It's all about flowers and love, like Paliouras said it, right? All is about the love and joy of Cakes! They're just stupidly and stubbornly standing in my way to liberate Eiramond from the Cult of Zodal!"

Deroc : "Oh, have you ever heard of something called 'strategy'? Huh? I'm standing here so I can defeat the Cultist Regime with lesser bloodshed! I don't kill for fun! You cultists are! Only fools like you don't know a thing about strategy!"

Deroc : "And by the way, you're wasting everyone's time. Your high priest have already signed the peace treaty. Okay now that your High Priest sued for peace we can live happily ever after~~ Cake love, cake love!"

"General, we must retreat! They are too many!" An archer says as he comes running.
"Then retreat. I'll deal with this cunt." Volya says
The city gates open and reserve troops would enter with ease. (Reserve troops are troops in section 1,2,3)
The archers run as fast as they can to the gates, and soon the pikemen would fall.

Deroc : "Cunt?"
*Deroc giggled in ridicule*

Deroc : "I guess you're mistaken. By the way, I see myself as the hero of righteousness and greatness, oh and I think I'm very handsome as well~~ I see myself as a role model, I see myself as a memory of Mythic, Chiang Kai-shek, Dato Onn' Ja'afar and Friedrich the Great! I'm here to save Eiramond and spread the Cake Love!"

Deroc : "But yeah. So be it. We will kill you first, naive little kids like you bring too much drama. Afterwards I'll make peace with everyone and heal the world from all your evil!"

Volya summons two storm elementals in front of himself (Storm attack both damage health and mana (magicka, magic force, soul force, whatever), they do ranged storm magic attacks)
He also transforms into three illusions, also swapping place in the process.
The archers would be running at the time the battle between the avatars and Volya begins, and Arygosian troops likely following them.

Note: Actually i'm setting Volya as essential, since a peace news would soon appear.

Deroc : "Good luck, I love you all~~ Baaaaaai! Cake love, cake love!"
*Deroc blinked away from Volya, much to his frustration*
*three more avatars of Deroc appeared in the battlefield*
*the already existing three avatars stop messing with the Eirians*

*six avatars of Deroc showed up before Volya*
*Saberkuchen showed up behind Volya as well*
*Saberkuchen cast a dispel chant, dealing damage to the Storm Elementals and possibly distorting and even killing them*

Saberkuchen : "It is not of our wish to kill innocent lives, but if you insist... I cannot disobey my Cakemaster, Emperor and King. I cannot let you cultists continue to harm and threaten the Cake Love."

Saberkuchen : "Now. Your beloved fools have fallen in the battlefield. In but a moment's time your once powerful regime of Eiramond will follow. The choice is yours. You can continue to mourn your past and cry like a butthurt baby...... or surrender with your High Priest, and join us in the great Cake Crusade!"

*Saberkuchen let out maniacal laughter while shooting an evil look and evil grin at Volya*

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Western Eiramond Battle <✔>

Nevertheless, the gaps would soon be filled by the demoralized pikemen.

Pherithian Bayonet Riflemen : "Marsch! Pro Gloria et Patria!"
*Pherithians cheer while firing on the move dashing their way towards the Eirian pikemen*

Artillery fire targets the gunners in response.

*Pherithians dodge the artillery fire with moderate ease*
*still they took some damage*
*in response, Pherithian catapults hurled shells of burning oil and explosive barrels onto the Eirians*

General Henrik opened a portal which mages would flock through, around 400 mages join the battle from the opened portal.

*!!!*
*suddenly, the skies turned as red as a blood!*
*demonic presence could be felt strongly, even to a normal peasant*
*ominous laughter filled the air as fire rained down the sky*
*dark orange portals opened besides both armies*

??? : "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

*it's the Hopenese army! With their demons too!*

Hopenese Invaders :

• 1350 Warriors
• 600 Archers
• 250 Warlocks
• 250 Ninjas
• 225 Felhounds
• 100 Winged Big Demons

Pherithian General Sigismund : "What? The... the Hopenese? And demons? What the fuck are you doing here?!"
??? : "You've messed with our kin a month before, and now we're coming to avenge our fallen kin! To arms! Slaughter all these infidels!"

*the Hopenese proceeded to attack both the Eirians and the Pherithians*

 

[Deroc]

@Devin @Deroc
I'm lost. Where did you guys last stop to my previous post?

Your last post was on Page 10.
I think our replies to your post were in page 11.

 

[Devin]

The treaty was put in effect by the temporary Government.
The gold would be given over time of the treaty (30 years)
-
Battle of Eisen: Over <✔>

"Indeed, you are a great impersonation. It is good that you remind me of him, so that i would think i killed you both when i'd stab you in the throat." Volya replied
He was unimpressed by Deroc's replies.

[Deroc : "Good luck, I love you all~~ Baaaaaai! Cake love, cake love!"
*Deroc blinked away from Volya, much to his frustration*
*three more avatars of Deroc appeared in the battlefield*
*the already existing three avatars stop messing with the Eirians*

*six avatars of Deroc showed up before Volya*
*Saberkuchen showed up behind Volya as well*
*Saberkuchen cast a dispel chant, dealing damage to the Storm Elementals and possibly distorting and even killing them*

Saberkuchen : "It is not of our wish to kill innocent lives, but if you insist... I cannot disobey my Cakemaster, Emperor and King. I cannot let you cultists continue to harm and threaten the Cake Love."

Saberkuchen : "Now. Your beloved fools have fallen in the battlefield. In but a moment's time your once powerful regime of Eiramond will follow. The choice is yours. You can continue to mourn your past and cry like a butthurt baby...... or surrender with your High Priest, and join us in the great Cake Crusade!"

*Saberkuchen let out maniacal laughter while shooting an evil look and evil grin at Volya*]

"Fuck the high priest and his cowardice. Your victory doesn't last, this isn't over. " The enraged Volya says
He casts a teleport spell in an escape attempt.

If stopped, Volya would say "Fine, you have won. Go back to your homes now, what are you waiting for?"

He refuses to give up his weapons though, "You said we agreed to peace, not sucking your damn cocks"

The Eirian soldiers disarm to the 7000 limit per treaty.
-
Battle of Western Eiramond <✔>
Did the Reichsheer stop attacking after the news was transmitted?

 

[Deroc]

@Devin
Battle of Eisen: Over <✔>

"Indeed, you are a great impersonation. It is good that you remind me of him, so that i would think i killed you both when i'd stab you in the throat." Volya replied
He was unimpressed by Deroc's replies.

*Deroc could be heard replying to Volya, but his sound just came from nowhere and he was nowhere to be seen*
Deroc : "Impersonation? No, I'm the legitimate heir to Mythic! Also, we are different persons so we aren't the same."
Deroc : "Oh, and you won't. You won't be ever able to kill me. For the loves of flowers and love, please kill yourself, before you get fucked by my lovely cake minions!"

Deroc : "Auf Wiedersehen!"
*Deroc stopped speaking*

*****

"Fuck the high priest and his cowardice. Your victory doesn't last, this isn't over. " The enraged Volya says
Saberkuchen : "Sure, this isn't over yet, because your miserable life isn't over!"

He casts a teleport spell in an escape attempt.
*Saberkuchen and Deroc Avatars interrupted and stopped Volya*
*Saberkuchen and Deroc Avatars encircle Volya*

If stopped, Volya would say "Fine, you have won. Go back to your homes now, what are you waiting for?"
Saberkuchen : "Please, stop caring about your nation of cultists. Give up your weapons, and become a prisoner of war. By then, you could have as many sexy chicks as you want, and enjoy all the cuisines our best chefs have to offer!"

He refuses to give up his weapons though, "You said we agreed to peace, not sucking your damn cocks"
Saberkuchen : "Peace, yes. But peace only if you drop down your weapons. 7000 soldiers as the maximun limit, excluding you. We wouldn't be leaving you in the shadows. Now just give up your weapons already, and you'll have a peaceful, blissful life with all the ladies and cuisines for you to enjoy!"

=====

The Eirian soldiers disarm to the 7000 limit per treaty.
*great. now Deroc sent a few Pherithian advisors, among them were Flardyrn elites including Azlariah Sarchemin and Deldrach*
*Flardyrn would compose most of the Pherithian intelligence network in Eiramond*

==========

Battle of Western Eiramond <✔>

Did the Reichsheer stop attacking after the news was transmitted?

The news didn't even reach the western troops, by the time the news was transmitted there, most of them would probably be dying before the Hopenese assault.

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@bear_369

It's time to play Hearts of Iron IV.

Did you mean : Europa Universalis IV?

The Gods' Tomb
(replying to this later)

 

[Devin]

@Deroc
Volya
"Fine, even though my service to the state was temporary, my only duty was to lead the defense of capital" Volya says while giving his weapons
"This state is degraded, and that's the only reason i surrender. I would appreciate a bit of wine before you behead, or start torturing me. Otherwise, go on." Volya said in despair.
He doesn't trust the Arygosians promises, although he doesn't really seem to care either.
Volya falls into depression as he sees his new degraded nation, knowing he wouldn't get justice even in his own country.
-
Eisen
The royal family cry as they are released from the brutality of the rebels.
Felix thanks the liberators for bringing justice to the insurgents.
-
@Bear_365
Western Eiramond
The desperate Eirians simply sit in despair, they no longer have neither gold nor manpower.
Their only hope is that the Laihelians might capture parts of the new Eirian Arygos in order to cause further tension between the two factions.