The worst genie ever

[catradora]

(I'm genuinely so paranoid this is gonna happen lel)
Granted! It's @KatsuTheCat

I wish for the bad taste in my mouth to f off

 

[KatsuTheCat]

Granted! It's @KatsuTheCat

Mean
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Granted! it tastes grosser without it

I wish for bubblegum

 

[catradora]

(sorry I couldn't resist at least you can fly now)
Granted! It never pops and you get suffocated.

I wish for a plum

 

[KatsuTheCat]

granted! as you probably guessed, its not ripe.

I wish for more friends

 

[catradora]

Granted! They are emotionless husks

I wish for a ripe plum

 

[KatsuTheCat]

Granted! They are emotionless husks

hooray!!
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Granted! its a little too ripe

I wish I had Monokuma as a pet

 

[catradora]

(knew you'd do that)
Granted! He keeps you up all night going "puhuhuhuhuhuhhuuhhuhuhuuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu...."

I wish for all cinnamon rolls (not the food) to be sent to an au where hope's peak actually protects them

 

[KatsuTheCat]

Granted! He keeps you up at night going "puhuhuhuhuhuhhuuhhuhuhuuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu...."

Im living the dream~
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Granted!! they all hate each other and end up killing each other

いうぃshフォareいうぃshフォロmyはパネせtyぴんgてぃんg東亜cつあlyをrkあんdのtたけおゔぇrmycおmぷてrぃけいtいsのw

 

[catradora]

Thank you, google translate, i definitely know what she said there "I sh sh are are i sh shoro my wa panes ty pin g tin g toa c tsu ly rk an d t take o ゔ ermy c om puter ii t w"

I'm just gonna g-grant it? If something bad happens it's not my fault okay

Actually, I wish for Katsu to tell me what it said and why she wrote it. And without lying or messing up or not telling me

 

[catradora]

I share i sh shoro my wa panes typing tin g toa c tsu ly rk and t take over my computer ii t w

You want something to take over your computer (I put some letters together there ^)

 

[KatsuTheCat]

Ok I'll grant it (I dont remember what I said exactly) it was something like: I wish for my Japanese keyboard to work and not take over my computer.

I wish to meet Kyary

 

[catradora]

Omg yes 100% granted but she wont stop singing pon pon pon

I wish to be the living embodiment of cottagecore

 

[KatsuTheCat]

Granted! I dont know what that means. You turn into cottage cheese.

I wish to know the meaning of life

 

[catradora]

(google cottagecore)
Granted! the meaning of life, the universe and everything is 42

I wish to be cultured

 

[KatsuTheCat]

No.

 

[LilyBee]

(google cottagecore)
Granted! the meaning of life, the universe and everything is 42

I wish to be cultured

Granted! You now live in a giant petri dish!

I wish to have an ice cream cone. Whether or not it has any ice cream on it doesn't matter

 

[catradora]

(omg I did not expect that answer and I love it sm)
Granted! It is made of crocodile skin and doubles up as a very fashionable handbag

I wish for Katsu to look up the word "cottagecore" online

 

[KatsuTheCat]

Granted! I spell it wrong and look up cottage cure. nothing comes up.

I wish for Catradora to not wish for me to look up cottagecore.

 

[catradora]

Not granted.

I wish for Katsu to look up the word "cottagecore" online, spell it correctly, and look at the gloriousness that comes up when she clicks "images"

 

[KatsuTheCat]

Granted! I did look it up but now your not my friend anymore.

I wish for lunch, which im going to go have now.