The worst genie ever

Granted! But none of them fit you ((and dON'T DO THAT KATSU OR I WILL DIE))

I wish for a sharp, sturdy sword
 
Granted! You get a sword toy and the company name is Sharp, Sturdy.

I wish for a live kitten
 
Granted. You get Infinite Suffering, the latest edition of the BDSM magazine delivered in the mail.

I wish for a spatula.
 
hugs her spatula

Granted! You get a two-year subscription to Beagles, Dachshunds, Samoyed and More magazine - what more could you possibly wish for? ;)

Oh! And I wish for a Brand New Car!
 
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Granted! You are now the proud owner of a Brand New Car!™ Disclaimer: it's 3 inches long

I wish for the cool multi-coloured book light I found a while ago
 
haha your such a nerd, GRANTED! THE BOOK IS A MULTICOLOURED LIGHT AND YOU CANT READ THE WORDSSSS. actually tats pretty cool...

Anyways, I wish for Chiaki to be real
 
((that is basically what it is except there are no words lol))
Granted, but she lives thousands of miles away on a tiny island called Dangan Island, off the coast of Japan, where her and her new friends are getting picked off one by one.

I wish for Minecraft skilllzzzz
 
(its called jabberwock island but okay)
Granted! You have minecraft skillzzzz for building giant poops (Im so mature)

I wish for Roblox (haha)
 
Granted! Have some Robux

I wish for irremovable glitter on all of the belongings of whoever grants this wish
 
Granted! I can't ruin that one so I get one too

I wish for some nice chocolate (please don't mess this up :C )
 
Granted? Is that the undertale thing?

I wish for me to stop getting second-hand embarrassment from the stupid things people do in my favourite show lol
 
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