The worst genie ever

[Corpse]

Granted but Deku dies in the first, and ONLY episode.

I wish that Arax wasnt a part of me..

 

[Giga Bit]

Granted, I am now, and your life will be a living Hell.

I wish Heaven would fall.

 

[Corpse]

Granted. Heaven falls for a Woman named Ariana Grande.

I wish I wasn't built to care for humans.

 

[Giga Bit]

Granted. You know care for everything EXCEPT humans.

I wish angels were dead.

 

[Corpse]

Granted, The angels have been slaughtered
but are roaming hell with god by their side to avenge them as they walk as the living dead.

I wish I had eaten breakfast with the creator

 

[Giga Bit]

Granted. It consisted of blueberry rat guts !!

I wish I can eat chocolate whenever I want

 

[MarronQuillnest]

Granted. All of it is old and Rancid

I wish to get 1k members in my discord server

 

[Giga Bit]

Granted, but all of them leave right as you hit 1k

I wish Marron and I could be friends.

 

[Corpse]

Granted but Marron beats the hell out of you with a paddle anytime you say "I," and "But" in any sentence

I wish I was a Pika.

 

[MarronQuillnest]

i-
Granted. You get to be Pika for 5 minutes then you go back to normal

I wish I could finally meet my boyfriend that lives far away from me :/

 

[Corpse]

granted but he is actually 50 years old when you finally see him.

I wish I had enough cash to get myself nikes.

 

[MarronQuillnest]

That scares me :/

Granted. Once you pay the people they realize it's dirty money and call the cops on you.

I wish that I was a better writer

 

[Giga Bit]

Granted, but you can't buy nikes with the cash, only a handful of caterpillars.

I wish I was scary.

 

[MarronQuillnest]

Granted. Everyone hates you and is scared of you causing you to lose the friends you had and be unable to make new ones.

I wish to be famous. I want to be KNOWN!

 

[Giga Bit]

Granted, you are known for being the world's ugliest man/woman

I wish I could do math good

 

[Corpse]

Granted, you do such great math in counting human deaths.

I wish there was a way to reverse a curse

 

[Giga Bit]

Granted, but it creates a new one.

I wish I was human~

 

[Corpse]

CONGRATS! you are a human! but wake up buried alive!

I wish. I WISH..... That I was purple

 

[Giga Bit]

((LMAOOOO))

You're purple, but also a grape.

I WISH I WAS NOT BURIED ALIVE!!

 

[Corpse]

GRANTED YOUR NOT BURIED ALIVE! BUT INSTEAD YOUR NOW IN A PIT OF LAVA!

I wish i was the best grape