The worst genie ever

[Traceless123]

Granted but he is only a skull
I wish for Magical Paints

 

[CrowFace]

Granted but they're to small for you to wear.

I wish I knew what my cat was thinking.

 

[Kain the Necromancer]

Granted! Your cat is thinking of taking over the whole world and enslaving humanity with is 1000% foil-proof plan.

I wish for happiness.

 

[Frost]

Granted, but now you have no motivation to achieve your life dreams or do anything at as you are always happy, leading to you rotting away slowly in ecstasy. (that got gruesome jeez xD)

I wish for my headache to go away

 

[FadedAlphabet]

Granted, but the pain is now back pain.

I wish for true friendship

 

[Trust]

You have true friendship, but only for a minute each year.


I wish I were a cool robot

 

[Traceless123]

Granted but you crash every 1 minute of you being started up

I wish for Trust to trust me.

 

[Trust]

Granted, but I'm a robot that shuts down every minute

I wish I knew everything I needed to know

 

[ProjectEpsilon7]

granted but you forget what you thought you knew every time you have a thought

I wish for eternal world peace

 

[Stoic]

Granted everyone's dead now so there can't be any conflict

I wish for my wish to be twisted in a way I didn't want

 

[ProjectEpsilon7]

granted but now you don't know what you want

I wish for pie

 

[Kain the Necromancer]

Granted. You now have a pumpkin pie that is 100 years past the expiry date.

I wish I could find a good book.

 

[ProjectEpsilon7]

granted but as you open the book you forget how to read

I wish to be a pie

 

[Stoic]

Granted but you're one off those really crappy refrigerator pies not the good ones and your two weeks expired

I wish for three day weekends

 

[ProjectEpsilon7]

granted but now there are only 2 weekends in a year

I wish for another notebook(i just ran out of paper)

 

[Stoic]

Granted but this notebook was stolen from an orphanage fundraiser

I wish that the person next person grants the previous persons wish's again

 

[ProjectEpsilon7]

granted but you're now blind and cannot see it

I wish slavery never happened

 

[Traceless123]

Granted but the previous slaves are now prisoners that are tortured with physical activities

I wish for a female clone of my self

 

[Kain the Necromancer]

Granted, but your female clone keeps wreaking everything you own, including your home.

I wish that my workload would disappear.

 

[Frost]

Granted, but now you have to start school all over again

I wish for a baby goat