The worst genie ever

[Asmith]

Granted. It has cracks and holes in the bottom



Darnit! stole my idea! wait.... -_- sigh.


Granted, but its not from Geico.


I wish for good ideas..

 

[FadedAlphabet]

Granted, but it's only ideas you've had before.

I wish for a better genie.

 

[Asmith]

Granted, but it has no wishes left.

I wish for epic worlds.

 

[FadedAlphabet]

Granted, but they only exist in your mind and everyone else thinks they are lame.

I wish for a good DnD group.

 

[Asmith]

(wait did ye do that on purpose lol? Irl I have a what I believe epic world, but often I don't write down details of it and my D&D club abandoned it.)
Granted, but you never do anything together.

I wish for eris to return!

 

[Nox]

But s/he dies shortly after!!

I wish for reality bending powers!

 

[Asmith]

Granted, but you may not share this knowledge in any way shape or form. (1,876. Never doubt my sis.)

I wish for eris to heal. (its a planet you just killed.)

 

[FadedAlphabet]

@Nox, Granted, but you can only make rainbows with it.

@Asmith, Granted, but it's doomed to fail year later.

 

[Asmith]

Your mute wish for a plant is granted. It creates fumes that kill you.


I wish for red back (THIS ones a person)

 

[Nox]

Red has cancer and it spreads to everyone.

I wish for food.

 

[Imperatus Rex]

Granted, but you can only drive golf carts from now on.

I wish for the worlds greatest potato.

 

[FadedAlphabet]

Granted, but it's molding over now.

I wish some real Italian food

 

[Frost]

Granted, you soon realize that you are eating an italian man.

I wish for a comfier bed.

 

[Traceless123]

Granted But the bed is so comfy you can never wake up no matter what condition your body is in

I wish for a more powerful Mech

 

[Frost]

Granted, the mech destroys the world as we know it

I wish for my room to be clean

 

[FadedAlphabet]

Granted, but you you're going to to be the one that cleans it.

I wish for a better pair of shoes

 

[will30358]

Granted, but they stick to the floor.
I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[CrowFace]

Granted but they wont be granted.

I wish for a top hat.

 

[Traceless123]

Granted but it shall suck in your whole body slowly every hour

I wish for a new paint palette that gives me powers

 

[Kain the Necromancer]

Granted, but it only works with magical paints that you will never be able to own, ever.

I wish for my pet skeleton to be my new butler.