Imperatus Rex Semper Imperatus Feb 28, 2017 #141 Granted, but the puppy has an awful temper and kills half the people you love I wish for apple juice.
Granted, but the puppy has an awful temper and kills half the people you love I wish for apple juice.
~Nemo~ An Odd Feb 28, 2017 #142 (Got to make sacrifices for the things you want) Granted, but it's just an apple sitting in a glass of water. I wish for a Ceasar salad.
(Got to make sacrifices for the things you want) Granted, but it's just an apple sitting in a glass of water. I wish for a Ceasar salad.
Imperatus Rex Semper Imperatus Feb 28, 2017 #143 Granted, but the dressing tastes like rotten pork. I wish Papa Franku would sell physical albums of Pink Season
Granted, but the dressing tastes like rotten pork. I wish Papa Franku would sell physical albums of Pink Season
~Nemo~ An Odd Feb 28, 2017 #144 Granted, but the audio is muffled and very soft. I wish for the dressing to not taste like rotten pork.
Granted, but the audio is muffled and very soft. I wish for the dressing to not taste like rotten pork.
Imperatus Rex Semper Imperatus Feb 28, 2017 #145 Granted, but now it tastes like Arizona tea that sat on your desk for three weeks. I wish that we had a purpose in life.
Granted, but now it tastes like Arizona tea that sat on your desk for three weeks. I wish that we had a purpose in life.
~Nemo~ An Odd Feb 28, 2017 #146 Granted, but that purpose is to have no purpose in life. I wish for some Arizona Tea.
Imperatus Rex Semper Imperatus Feb 28, 2017 #147 Granted, but the Arizona tea is $2 a can now. I wish for five spheres of lead that are about 2 inches in diameter each.
Granted, but the Arizona tea is $2 a can now. I wish for five spheres of lead that are about 2 inches in diameter each.
Imperatus Rex Semper Imperatus Feb 28, 2017 #149 Granted, but the world is more awful than you thought, causing you to sink into depression. I wish for a really big tomato.
Granted, but the world is more awful than you thought, causing you to sink into depression. I wish for a really big tomato.
Crim The blobfish Mar 1, 2017 #150 Granted, but it's so big it's gone off before you can enjoy it. I wish for a friend for Kevin the blobfish.
Granted, but it's so big it's gone off before you can enjoy it. I wish for a friend for Kevin the blobfish.
Imperatus Rex Semper Imperatus Mar 1, 2017 #151 Granted, but the friend is an escaped Russian prisoner that teaches him to deny authority. I wish for hummus.
Granted, but the friend is an escaped Russian prisoner that teaches him to deny authority. I wish for hummus.
Korruption Korrupted Forever Mar 5, 2017 #152 Granted, but dog poop has been sitting in it for the past hour. I wish for purple carrots
Imperatus Rex Semper Imperatus Mar 5, 2017 #153 Granted, but they are poisonous carrots. I wish for a really anticlimactic result of this wish.
Asmith Guarding lands of Eternal Frost Mar 6, 2017 #154 granted. I wish for employment for my father.
Imperatus Rex Semper Imperatus Mar 7, 2017 #155 Granted, but please look at the rules on page 1, and your father is employed as a janitor for the rest of his life. I wish for a kitten.
Granted, but please look at the rules on page 1, and your father is employed as a janitor for the rest of his life. I wish for a kitten.
Imperatus Rex Semper Imperatus Mar 8, 2017 #157 Granted, but you become extremely physically weak as your body focuses on your immune system. I want to now all 23 flavors of Dr Pepper
Granted, but you become extremely physically weak as your body focuses on your immune system. I want to now all 23 flavors of Dr Pepper
Raemy Grandmaster Mar 8, 2017 #158 Granted, but now the CEOs of PepsiCo have put a hit out on you. I want to meet Socrates.
Imperatus Rex Semper Imperatus Mar 8, 2017 #159 Granted, but he is dead and you are just meeting a decomposed corpse. I wish for a nice ceramic bowl.
Granted, but he is dead and you are just meeting a decomposed corpse. I wish for a nice ceramic bowl.
FadedAlphabet Pusher of The Giant Red Button Mar 24, 2017 #160 Granted, but it's cracked and will break as soon as you touch it. I wish I could save 15% or more on car insurance.
Granted, but it's cracked and will break as soon as you touch it. I wish I could save 15% or more on car insurance.