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Recent content by Crunch

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    School of Power | In-Character

    The thought of Maia eating all the food was indeed enough to spur Roman to get himself out of the room. Not that he could even eat the food, let alone taste it, but she needed someone to stop her from spending a ton of money at once. Wouldn't have been the first time, and it wouldn't be the...
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    School of Power | In-Character

    My ass woulda stayed in the grave if I knew there was gonna be days like this. Hah, nah, not really. The break of the day brought with it many challenges and tribulations, but even then, there was always going to be a point of chill at the end of the heat. What goes up must come down - what...
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    Main Event Rot and Rule

    "AYE, AYE, CAP'N! WE BE THE BUTT-PIRATES OF THE MULTIVERSE! PRESENT YER BOOTY! YAAAAAAAAR!" A familiarly grotesque voice came yelling from somewhere nearby Murdoc - much to his displeasure, it actually came from above him. A vigorous rattling noise panged up and down the ventilation shaft...
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    Main Event Rot and Rule

    "Y'know..." Only now was the sound of grotesque, incessant chewing audibly apparent to everyone in the dressing room. Naturally, the sound came from the corner where one atrophied, rockin' corpse sat in a steel chair with one leg folded over the other and another, disembodied leg clutched in...
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    Main Event Rot and Rule

    Raptor easily out-sped the lawyer, his spindly legs sprinting across the hallway like a rotted cheetah. Even as the building around him shuddered and grumbled, Raptor could taste Murdoc's soul on his tongue. Threatening that little green goblin to let him give him an 'in' would be as easy as...
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    Main Event Rot and Rule

    Oh, of course, everyone has someone that they love. Love is one of the most powerful forces in the world! Thinking of all the songs they write about love this and love that - it makes a man's heart go ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum until it pops into a thousand bloody giblets, and he's left on the...
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    Open The Most Wanted: A Multiverse Battle Royale (COTA3)

    "Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potters vessel. Be wise now therefore, ye kings. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the...
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    Main Event Rot and Rule

    A dim shadow suddenly began to grow on the seat next to Maria, coupled a comical whistling noise of something - or someone - falling. CRAAAAASH! A gust of wind threw dust into the air as something crashed into the seat next to the young woman, crushing the cushioned chair into the ground and...
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    Main Event Rot and Rule

    Once the last few acts had come and gone, there was an upbeat spark in the air. A chorus of melodic voices, pounding synths, and heart-filled pangs of musical expression flooded the talent show hall in a tidal wave of passion. Such was the craft of the artist, to twist the emotions of others...
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    Side Story To Boldly Go

    The battlesuit did not heel to any attempt to threaten him away from the captain or the Doctor, merely acknowledging the presence of others with a slight, whirring tilt of his 'head'. When the human had begun to speak finally, however, the battlesuit's camera snapped towards him like a cocked...
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    Main Event Rot and Rule

    "Ay, I gotta agree with this one," Lord Raptor grumbled, jutting a thumb towards the red-coated demon hunter. "Would it kill you to throw in some supple cuts of fle-- I mean -- steak in the pile? How the 'ell do you expect me to keep these pythons in shape if you're cutting the fuckin' protein...
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    Main Event Rot and Rule

    "Ohohohoho. Somethin' 'bout that smells like ripe bullshit to me, mate. But, heheh, can't blame ya," a gravelly voice crooned from the doorway to the office. "Must be a hell of a performance you're cookin' up if you're going so far to do all this for one lil' show. No wonder the dressing room is...
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    Side Story To Boldly Go

    Consciousness stirs from the black pool of the void. Darkness was all that welcomed him on the other side. Small, red eyes flutter awake within the metal shell, nothing illuminating his own face save for the natural light peeking in through long-lasting scars on the outer plating. A soft red...
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    Main Event Rot and Rule

    Lord Raptor Prologue "The Oral Dead" There was a smell in the studio tonight. The sickly, succulent stench of death permeated through fold-out chairs and mirrors humming with light - a macabre air that could tear a man's soul from his flesh-burdened form with just a pinch of fear and terror...
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